Mackenzie is the first ever editor of The Beet and actually made of over 62% beet.
The loss of the napkin — believed to be circa 1987 — is perhaps the biggest issue the 130-year-old newspaper has ever faced.
The transition to a new editor may result in a bit of an awkward phase, but have no fear — as long as people still have thoughts and feelings, The Beet isn’t going anywhere.
The team reports back on their favorite movies, music and more from the year.
The troublesome glitch could potentially be attributed to the fact that the app is run by literal zoo animals.
Eckhardt, who is rumored to also be a professor, is known for hits such as “Important message from Professor Eckhardt,” “Important followup from Professor Eckhardt” and the highly touted “A quick followup from Professor Eckhardt.”
With the 2021 National Coach of the Year in the dairy state, Wisconsin businesses are rallying to ensure that Fickell will have no choice but to stay long term or be airlifted to a healthier location.
Very real technology ensures that the passenger liner will be unsinkable, says Musk.
Former president anxious about content in White House documents, no longer singing “Cats” soundtrack on toilet.
After years of waiting for worldwide tension to reach its boiling point, it may be time to throw the macaroni in.
The Arizona gubernatorial candidate claims poll workers are letting some babies vote, mistaking them for the elderly.
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