Metro riders were left surprised as a local public masturbator turned out to be a grower, not a shower.
Recent budget cuts have caused the University of Wisconsin-Madison to fall behind on its internet bill, according to Chancellor Jennifer Mnookin.
Hey Morgan! My parents are really bugging me to get a job next semester, but it seems like too much work with all the classes I’m taking. What do I do to get them off my back?By Morgan McCormack | Sep. 7
Find "experience" and make it sound important.
How much time do you want for your progress? The time is now,” Vos said passionately. “I have a dream.”
Hey, Morgan! My older sister is really annoying me. She’s obviously my parents' favorite and I can’t take it anymore. What should I do?By Morgan McCormack | Apr. 25
Eliminate the competition and your parents will have to make you the favorite.
Hey, Morgan! All my friends went abroad to London this semester, and I’m super lonely. What should I do?By Morgan McCormack | Apr. 21
What does London have? Big Ben? As someone with a clock in their pocket, I am not impressed.
Hey, Morgan! I’ve been talking to this guy for a while, but I don’t know if he really likes me. What should I do?By Morgan McCormack | Apr. 19
He’ll learn to love you when you start dating, but getting your foot in the door with psychological manipulation is the important step.
The loss of the napkin — believed to be circa 1987 — is perhaps the biggest issue the 130-year-old newspaper has ever faced.
‘Everything deserves a place in the marketplace of ideas,’ said self-described moderate food critic before eating entire bowl of cat piss, shitBy Jeffrey Brown | Dec. 7
“I want to clarify that I did not enjoy eating this bowl of cat feces, but I did eat it in its entirety because that is the respectful thing to do,” the critic concluded.
The troublesome glitch could potentially be attributed to the fact that the app is run by literal zoo animals.
Eckhardt, who is rumored to also be a professor, is known for hits such as “Important message from Professor Eckhardt,” “Important followup from Professor Eckhardt” and the highly touted “A quick followup from Professor Eckhardt.”
In the wake of purchasing Twitter, the eccentric billionaire opens up about his philosophy as CEO.
With the 2021 National Coach of the Year in the dairy state, Wisconsin businesses are rallying to ensure that Fickell will have no choice but to stay long term or be airlifted to a healthier location.