In the wake of purchasing Twitter, the eccentric billionaire opens up about his philosophy as CEO.
Former president anxious about content in White House documents, no longer singing “Cats” soundtrack on toilet.
After years of waiting for worldwide tension to reach its boiling point, it may be time to throw the macaroni in.
The Arizona gubernatorial candidate claims poll workers are letting some babies vote, mistaking them for the elderly.
“I didn’t even feel that way when Hurricane Sandy hit New York City,” scoffed a perturbed Mitch McConnell.
The fear mongering post has already received over 4,000 shares.
Critics argue that Evers alienated voters who don’t unwind by sipping on a Smirnoff and boofing cocaine.
The increase is directly correlated with rising public uproar over gerrymandering.
The last chance to buy the never-frozen sandwich is Nov. 24.
With only a week left before his poorly-timed taping, Americans are hoping Obama won’t drop yet another bomb.
“Darn it — I’m such a putz.”
The “Veep” actor and Emmy nominee is desperately trying to amend his wrongs — all while figuring out what his wrongs were in the first place.
Ahead of his controversial campus appearance, the right-wing commentator requires that he’s only debated using his own sources.
"I’d ream her so bad she’d be sent to a layer of Hell that Satan himself hasn’t visited since the eighties,” said the grandmother of nine.