Jordan Simon

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Tom Brady social distances from New England Patriots, self isolates in Tampa Bay

Jordan Simon | 03/21/2020 4:05pm

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Railroad Earth brings folk rock energy and musical versatility to The Sylvee

Jordan Simon | 03/12/2020 8:00am

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STEM departments uncancel class: “Coronavirus panic creates exact type of stressful environment we want to train our students to thrive in”

Jordan Simon | 03/12/2020 12:00am

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Report: Jesus definitely did cocaine

Jordan Simon | 03/09/2020 6:44pm

SunSquabi shares their insight about live improvisation, the use of technology in funk and connecting with fans

Jordan Simon | 03/05/2020 6:07pm

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Elizabeth Warren Accused of Tanking Campaign to Receive First Overall Draft Pick for 2024 Presidential Election

Jordan Simon | 03/04/2020 6:40pm

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Pip the Pansy Dazzles Earthlings in Madison

Jordan Simon | 02/20/2020 10:07am

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Comedian Paul Virzi talks Wisconsin, performing personal material, The Irishman, and more prior to his three-day run in Madison.

Jordan Simon | 02/06/2020 3:00pm

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EU finally receives divorce it deserves from obnoxious, self-centered partner

Jordan Simon | 02/06/2020 9:23am

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An analysis of the phrase “hot as balls”

Jordan Simon | 02/06/2020 12:00am

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Preston: A post-apocalyptic social commentary of germ-normous importance [Sponsored by Lysol]

Jordan Simon | 01/30/2020 12:00am

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Almanac Icebreakers

Haley Bills , Jordan Simon and Madison Moore | 01/21/2020 12:00am

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After over 5,600 NetID accounts hacked, UW-Madison moves to implement third factor of authentication

Jordan Simon | 01/21/2020 12:00am

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Stubborn, obsessive child insists on being the goddamn blue power ranger for the third Halloween in a row

Jordan Simon | 10/31/2019 12:00am

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Spooky Time?

Jordan Simon | 10/31/2019 12:00am

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In need of a last-minute Halloween costume? Almanac has you covered!

Haley Bills , Jordan Simon and Mira Gollard | 10/24/2019 12:00am

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Lizzo DNA test results leaked, reveals she is only 98.63 percent That Bitch

Jordan Simon | 10/17/2019 12:00am

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All content contributors to UW-Madison meme page win Nobel Prize for literature

Jordan Simon | 10/17/2019 12:00am

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Smartass wants everyone to know he's confused why The Daily Cardinal is only published once per week

Jordan Simon | 10/03/2019 12:00am

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‘Der Rathskeller’ Faces Lawsuit After Incident of “Poor Pickle Placement”

Jordan Simon | 09/19/2019 12:00am