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COMPLETE UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN - MADISON COVERAGE SINCE 1892

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Stubborn, obsessive child insists on being the goddamn blue power ranger for the third Halloween in a row

Jordan Simon | 10/31/2019 12:00am

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Spooky Time?

Jordan Simon | 10/31/2019 12:00am

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In need of a last-minute Halloween costume? Almanac has you covered!

Haley Bills , Jordan Simon and Mira Gollard | 10/24/2019 12:00am

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Lizzo DNA test results leaked, reveals she is only 98.63 percent That Bitch

Jordan Simon | 10/17/2019 12:00am

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All content contributors to UW-Madison meme page win Nobel Prize for literature

Jordan Simon | 10/17/2019 12:00am

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Smartass wants everyone to know he's confused why The Daily Cardinal is only published once per week

Jordan Simon | 10/03/2019 12:00am

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‘Der Rathskeller’ Faces Lawsuit After Incident of “Poor Pickle Placement”

Jordan Simon | 09/19/2019 12:00am

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UW-Madison freshman experiences 7 stages of grief after losing Juul at party

Jordan Simon | 09/12/2019 12:00am