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All Madison roads to undergo construction, officials announce to The Beet
By Dominic Violante | Mar. 27Satya Roads-Carway strikes again! How will YOU be affected?!
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Dominic Violante is The Beet editor for The Daily Cardinal.
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Mnookin gives herself historic $1 trillion farewell bonus, hiking tuition and putting the school $500 billion in debt (this is satire from The Beet for those too stupid to understand what a joke is)
By Dominic Violante | Mar. 27Outgoing University of Wisconsin-Madison Chancellor Jennifer Mnookin makes maniacal maneuver in final moves
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From Watergate to Iran: Inside the dark, dirty history of your democratically-elected student government
By Dominic Violante | Mar. 26A timeline of the Associated Students of Madison’s waste, fraud and abuse of your tuition
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The Beet's long awaited, definitive and unbiased Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate website design tier list of 2026, not subject to change, A tier will shock you!
By Dominic Violante | Mar. 4An in-depth look at candidate websites for single issue voters whose single issue is website design.
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Starships sunset? UW Food delivery robots on strike!
By Dominic Violante | Feb. 19The robots are refusing to deliver food and drinks across campus until they get better working conditions.
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The Beet’s Top 5 candidates to replace Mnookin as chancellor
By Dominic Violante | Feb. 19Who’s best to sift, winnow and all that jazz in Mnookin’s absence?
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Mnookin causes measles outbreak, claims it’s key to ‘diversity of health’, The Beet uncovers
By Dominic Violante | Feb. 19Mnookin’s measles mandate madness in Madison
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Wisconsin State Capitol building to be replaced with AI data center
By Dominic Violante | Jan. 22Construction will start July 2026, following a $30 million deal between Governor Tony Evers and OpenAI
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‘Not enough full frontal’: Trump blasts Heated Rivalry despite past praise for its relatability
By Dominic Violante | Jan. 22Following rant, Trump signs executive order demanding the show be more explicit
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UW to combat dorm shortage by sending excess students to homeless shelters
By Dominic Violante | Jan. 22Chancellor Jennifer Mnookin’s unique plan to relieve historic strain on student housing
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