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ASM now outsourcing jerking off the student body

Sex Out Loud allocated $130,000 by the Associated Students of Madison

RFK Jr. brings health back to Memorial Union Terrace

The Beet covers RFK Jr.'s new health and diet plans for the Memorial Union

Tales from Interim Chancellor Wilcots’ office-warming rager in Bascom Hall for “all the other deans who thought I couldn’t do it”

 All articles featured in The Beet are creative, satirical and/or entirely fictional pieces. They are fully intended as such and should not be taken seriously as news.   

The Beet dives deep in an exclusive tell-all with Tom Tiffany

The Beet sat down with Tom Tiffany to discuss his plans for working with and for Wisconsinites on the Gubernatorial campaign trail.

Hydrogen bomb v.s. coughing baby: The Wisconsin Badgers take on Notre Dame at Lambeau Field

Wisconsin Football fans brace themselves for the start of the new season opening at Lambeau Field against the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.

Freshman breakup hotline braces for fall semester

As rising freshmen prepare for their new lives in college, they are also planning how to brutally end things with their high school sweethearts.

UW to still hold classes amid historic 300 feet of snow, The Beet reveals

Despite enduring the greatest snowfall ever recorded in the nation, Chancellor Jennifer Mnookin will not cancel classes.

Foremost Led Zeppelin tribute, Zoso, returns to Madison

On their 30th Anniversary Tour, Led Zeppelin’s most popular tribute band rocked the Atwood Music Hall.

Panic! At the Disco officially releases ‘Live in Denver’

 A legendary emo concert has finally been released on streaming after 20 years of anticipation.

Madison-native band ‘Garbage’ rocks the Sylvee

One of the biggest female-fronted rock acts of the nineties returned to Madison to promote their new album. 

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