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One and a half years in 600 words
By Kevin Nelson | May. 7, 2007One and a half years of strange, witty happenings.'
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Diabetes only bad if you’re a cryabetic
By Kevin Nelson | Apr. 30, 2007Two years ago this month I was diagnosed.
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‘Hot Fuzz’ fails to live up to expectations
By Kevin Nelson | Apr. 23, 2007With ""Shaun of the Dead,"" the team of director Edgar Wright and writer/star Simon Pegg burst out of Britain and became pop culture icons. Its ability to simultaneously parody zombie films and romantic comedies while elevating everything with its own brand of humor elevated it above a standard ""Scary Movie""-esque parody film.
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Bizarre molestations key to college
By Holly Noe and Kevin Nelson | Apr. 23, 2007It's 9 o'clock. Do you know where your keys are?'
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Senioritis lost in Chinese translation
By Kevin Nelson | Apr. 16, 2007Chinese class threatens what could be an easy senior semester.'
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Erotic Bunnyism offers career potential
By Kevin Nelson | Apr. 9, 2007Kevin looks at possible career paths.'
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Highlights no longer just for kids
By Kevin Nelson | Mar. 26, 2007Revisting a classic childhood publication, with a twist.'
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Galifianakis to perform tonight
By Kevin Nelson | Mar. 22, 2007Sporting a beard that would make Grizzly Adams proud, Zach Galifianakis' act consists of non-sequiturs interspersed with random piano chords. His comedy might consist of wry observational comedy (""I had just gotten a henna tattoo that said ‘forever.'"") to an extended bizarre song about his ex-girlfriends forming an a capella group to sing about STDs.
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‘Bicycle Deathtrap’ Raffi’s latest hit
By Kevin Nelson | Mar. 19, 2007""Deathtrap, deathtrap deathtrap Deathtrap on wheels (deathtrap on wheels)
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Cursive comes from ‘curse’ for a reason
By Jon Spike and Kevin Nelson | Mar. 12, 2007What's annoying, dull and only used by people who are trying to seem intelligent, but are actually proving they're glorified third graders?
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