Some patrons are angered by the lack of Fox News and Morgan Wallen playing in the establishment.
The Janesville mortician is motivated by how disgusting corpses are before being prepared.
“I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy!"
Babies, felons and household pets were among the fraudulent voters.
“You must not rush decisions that are important to you, for the wrong decision could lead to catastrophe.”
Sources say the reason they didn’t intervene is because they “wanted to see where this thing goes.”