One final trip to the plate for the D.H.
By Dan Hinkel | May. 5, 2004The D.H. Steps to the Plate'
The D.H. Steps to the Plate'
Do you remember when you were little? I don't, because I've never been little, but I used to be younger. And I remember kindergarten quite clearly. My life as a ' ¦
In about three weeks, I will graduate from this world-class, degree-granting institution. I have learned a lot, and I wish I had the time to let you know all the ' ¦
I've been thinking it for years, but I'm finally going to say it-Easter is confusing and scary. If you hadn't had any religious training and showed up in America on ' ¦'
As a senior, I'd like to issue a statement about a possible teaching assistant work stoppage-Oh God, please strike. Why should they strike? They clearly deserve free health care for ' ¦
Excuse me-will you please give me a job? No openings? That's what they all say. In fact, every newspaper in the country has said that to me in the last ' ¦'
My job as a journalist would be much easier if I could just make up stories and pass them off as true. That would never work, though, because I'm not ' ¦
I am not a talented man. I can't throw a Frisbee, I suck at most video games, I haven't been able to do long division in years and I'm the ' ¦'