After a recent conflict in which Target issued an apology for labeling a plus-sized dress “manatee gray” on its website—it was later changed to “heather gray”—a group of outraged manatees has formed a coalition it calls “Manatees Are Mammals Too” to protest the change.
Cardinals Wednesday announced the election of Jorge Mario Bergoglio, who will take the name Francis, as the 266th pope of the Roman Catholic Church after an incompetent papal intern accidentally released white smoke instead of black.
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez died Tuesday, resulting in many Americans being forced to awkwardly fumble to recall knowledge of Chavez in casual conversations across the nation Wednesday.
In a turn of events that has left many within the scientific community shocked and upset, Earth announced Thursday that he will seek a separation from longtime spouse, Moon.
President Obama’s State of the Union Address Tuesday night stressed a need for progressive change proactive commitment to improving our nation, and there was perhaps no better example of this than the tasteful yet enticing wire-framed glasses sported by Vice President Joe Biden during the event.
In the wake of a recent rash of winter storm warnings, some of the University of Wisconsin-Madison’s more easily spooked residents have begun preparing for the worst.
Weeks after an explosion destroyed two homes in Indianapolis, investigators have determined that the blast was caused by an overabundance of Midwestern cheerfulness and good vibes.
The Madison Police Department said it was concerned that the confluence of Homecoming with the annual Halloween celebration will lead to students indulging in dangerous levels of fun this weekend.
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