In the wake of a recent rash of winter storm warnings, some of the University of Wisconsin-Madison’s more easily spooked residents have begun preparing for the worst.
Residents of Tripp Hall were seen late Thursday night lugging enormous crates of ramen noodles and gluten-free Spaghetti-Os up the snow laden steps.
“Something exactly like this happened on Battlestar Galactica once,” said worried Kronshage Hall resident Doyle Spitz. “I’m not saying Earth is becoming a snow planet. But I’m also not ruling it out.”
Oddly, the student’s Southeast counterparts did not seem to share these concerns when approached for comment Thursday evening.
When asked if he was worried about the threat of harsh winter weather, an anonymous Witte resident simply finished shotgunning a Red Dog and bellowed, “BEER COAT!” before vanishing into the storm wearing only a Northface jacket and Buckle jeans.
