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As I biked home, I felt the brain-numbing pain of a snowball pelting my head and the cold, oh-so-painful-yet-normal-feeling-of-breaking-headphones. I always claimed to have a death trap on wheels, and this proved it.
Two years ago this month I was diagnosed.
One of the things I will miss most once I graduate from college will be the interesting people I've met.
With ""Shaun of the Dead,"" the team of director Edgar Wright and writer/star Simon Pegg burst out of Britain and became pop culture icons. Its ability to simultaneously parody zombie films and romantic comedies while elevating everything with its own brand of humor elevated it above a standard ""Scary Movie""-esque parody film.
Whoops. Nothing else can be said about the folly I committed this semester. As a graduating senior who only needed to take three credits to complete his major, I could have slid through the worst case of senioritis since the Reagan administration.
With five weeks left in the school year, I approach not only the end of the year, but the end of college.
Many people wonder why I got into journalism. They think with my patent good looks and penchant for one-liners, I should have become a secret agent or carny of some sort.
Sporting a beard that would make Grizzly Adams proud, Zach Galifianakis' act consists of non-sequiturs interspersed with random piano chords. His comedy might consist of wry observational comedy (""I had just gotten a henna tattoo that said ‘forever.'"") to an extended bizarre song about his ex-girlfriends forming an a capella group to sing about STDs.
""Deathtrap, deathtrap deathtrap Deathtrap on wheels (deathtrap on wheels)
What's annoying, dull and only used by people who are trying to seem intelligent, but are actually proving they're glorified third graders?
Well, I don't really know how to say this, so I'm gonna say it quick. Pull it off like a Band-Aid—painful, but with no lasting scarring.
MADISON, Wis.—Kevin Nelson, 22, a well-respected journalist who considered himself the ""President of Awesome,"" was taken down in his prime Saturday.
A little boy walks along the side of the road, he has not a care in the world. But suddenly, a foreboding Camry pulls up alongside him and slowly rolls down its window.
Madisonians who want to escape the recent bleak weather and its blustery snow might want to avoid Capcom's latest Xbox 360 title Lost Planet: Extreme Condition"" for its frank depiction of a frozen Hoth-esque planet. However, they'd miss out on a fun, but flawed start to a new Capcom franchise.
""And it seems to me you lived your life / Like a candle in the wind / Never knowing who to cling to / When the rain set in.""
A bird recently flew into my window and was dead on contact. Normally this would be a sad, somber affair. However, this was not a standard bird-smash-window event. Most of those don't occur when the bird is covered in Szechwan sauce.
Anyone who knows anything about Superman knows he's invulnerable to almost anything, except kryptonite. Seasoned video game players know his weaknesses also extend to game representations, with the Nintendo 64's ""Superman"" commonly proclaimed as one of the worst games of all time.
When one of my textbooks disappeared, I thought little of it—after all, I'm a foolish person and tend to lose things.
Sweat visibly drips down the character's face, bullet casings fly as the alien enemy approaches. Then without hesitation, the character switches to a shotgun, braces himself and blasts away the opponent.
Solutions by The State News
