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New York Mayoral candidate and former governor of New York, Andrew Cuomo, has won an endorsement from Americans Against the Elderly, a large grassroots organization focused on “inflicting as much harm onto America’s elderly as humanly possible,” according to their official website.
In the announcement, the organization’s leader Max Kreshler said “many candidates have claimed to have a hatred for the elderly in an effort to win our endorsement, but only Mr. Cuomo has the stellar record to prove it!”
During his speech, Kreshler went into deep detail about Cuomo's Covid quarantine plan, which involved sending covid patients into nursing homes and resulted in over 12,000 deaths, Kreshler called this “patriotic heroism.”
Cuomo has graciously accepted the endorsement and is planning to hold a rally with the organization later this week as it boycotts one of New York city’s largest nursing homes.
Dominic Violante is The Beet editor for The Daily Cardinal.
