Morgan McCormack
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Hey, Morgan! My older sister is really annoying me. She’s obviously my parents' favorite and I can’t take it anymore. What should I do?
By Morgan McCormack | Apr. 25Eliminate the competition and your parents will have to make you the favorite.
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Hey, Morgan! All my friends went abroad to London this semester, and I’m super lonely. What should I do?
By Morgan McCormack | Apr. 21What does London have? Big Ben? As someone with a clock in their pocket, I am not impressed.
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Hey, Morgan! I’ve been talking to this guy for a while, but I don’t know if he really likes me. What should I do?
By Morgan McCormack | Apr. 19He’ll learn to love you when you start dating, but getting your foot in the door with psychological manipulation is the important step.
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