All 21 of Wisconsin’s residence halls have reported at least one attack from the legion of shower shitters over the last two weeks.
“I was told that the movie was inspired by true stories. Afterwards, I learned that the story was stretched to the point where it was practically all made up.”
Because tis’ the season
Irving and Simmons are undersold in the NBA trade.
“We used to love to smoke out in front of that empty storefront and now the vibe is completely ruined.”
The fighters told the Badgers that if they can keep Army’s defense on the field long enough, they’ll eventually give up and go home.
Becky has been a cheat and Bucky has had it up to fucking here.
Camp Randall student section seats set to be named after nauseated Junior.
Ocean demon decides it's in everyone's best interest to accept that climate change will destroy us all.
Rebecca Blank is a poser and a fake Wisconsin dairy fan and now everyone knows it.
Students have to shower now and their classmates are pissed that they aren’t.
"I want to look my best for my first ever win in Madison,” Harbaugh explained to reporters.
So far, the bait has been very successful. As of Sept. 29, about 30% of the student population has received a citation.
Medical experts have made it very clear — if you don’t consume food quietly as though there are others around you with the ability to hear, you can sit the booster shot (and those in the future) out.
While wood is generally considered to be the best material for hangers due to its sturdiness, almost all of the new orders have been for wire hangers.
God reportedly told the comedian to “go to Hell.”
A short story and essay dedicated to a beloved cat, Lila, who passed away over the weekend.
Administrative figures within “the Nick” have proposed a solution that would not only reduce the dense population, but contribute to the University's bottom line.
A dumber than rocks student is getting a second chance at education at the University of Wisconsin- Madison despite breaking mask protocol.
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