Due to the global coronavirus pandemic, Dean of Students Lori Berquam wasn’t the only one saying “don’t go” to Mifflin this year. Governor Evers got in on the action by passing the "Safer at Home" order which prohibits public gatherings until May 26th. Of course, that didn’t stop the most ‘murican of Americans from descending on Madtown for the occasion.
While most Americans were caught by surprise when the nation shut down to slow the spread of coronavirus, I was one of the few who saw it coming, and I acted.
Evers: Illinois residents to be placed on each street corner as encouragement for Wisconsinites to stay insideBy Jordan Simon | Apr. 21, 2020
The Office of the Governor has proposed a creative solution to slowing the spread of Covid-19: placing Illinois residents on each street corner to encourage social distancing.
Social media icon selflessly uses platform to raise nation's spirits, miraculously aiding worried souls with kind words through life-shattering pandemicBy Anupras Mohapatra | Apr. 16, 2020
Social media influencer Karen McSmith singlehandedly eases worlds' troubles with her selfless contributions of uplifting social media content.
UW-Madison attempts to compensate for student unemployment concerns with Starship emotional support positionsBy Bailey Hills | Apr. 16, 2020
Many students who have lost their opportunity to work due to the coronavirus pandemic are struggling; in a feeble attempt to address concerns, the university released a limited number of part-time summer positions titled “Starship Emotional Support.”
Discus thrower from UW-Madison wins gold at Olympic qualifying event, credits holding doors, breaking falls for successBy Anupras Mohapatra | Apr. 8, 2020
O'Johnson, standing in front of his webcam for an uncomfortable amount of time, made sure we captured the perfect shot of his chiseled arms.
Madisonians hope UW-Madison’s ‘party’ dorms will be the first converted into emergency overflow roomsBy Bailey Hills | Apr. 6, 2020
Coronavirus patients in Sellery could likely start a rousing game of beer pong using two half-empty cans of Natural Light laying underneath their beds.
Sad, ugly coronavirus sheds a tear after reading millions of hate comments.
Chad McBrad, his boys and their newest Sigma Chicken Pot Pie Pledge, Covid-19.
Announcing an end to their use of superdelegates, the Democratic Party plans to interfere with democratic process using far subtler method: Rock ‘em Sock ‘em RobotsBy Jordan Simon | Mar. 30, 2020
The Democratic Party announced that they will no longer use superdelegates to nominate a candidate for the general election, the party will instead force the candidates to play each other in a game of Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots.
Coronavirus pandemic forces Brady to social distance from the New England Patriots' roster.
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STEM departments uncancel class: “Coronavirus panic creates exact type of stressful environment we want to train our students to thrive in”By Jordan Simon | Mar. 12, 2020
STEM departments will hold class despite Covid-19 concerns.
Elizabeth Warren Accused of Tanking Campaign to Receive First Overall Draft Pick for 2024 Presidential ElectionBy Jordan Simon | Mar. 4, 2020
Elizabeth Warren answers questions at a press conference following Super Tuesday.
Elizabeth Warren tries to appeal to voters by presenting her salamander knowledge. "This is a Fire Salamander," she says.