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The Beet’s Top 5 candidates to replace Mnookin as chancellor

By Dominic Violante | Feb. 19

Who’s best to sift, winnow and all that jazz in Mnookin’s absence?

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Starships sunset? UW Food delivery robots on strike!

By Dominic Violante | Feb. 19

The robots are refusing to deliver food and drinks across campus until they get better working conditions.

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Mnookin causes measles outbreak, claims it’s key to ‘diversity of health’, The Beet uncovers

By Dominic Violante | Feb. 19

Mnookin’s measles mandate madness in Madison 

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‘Not enough full frontal’: Trump blasts Heated Rivalry despite past praise for its relatability

By Dominic Violante | Jan. 22

Following rant, Trump signs executive order demanding the show be more explicit

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UW to combat dorm shortage by sending excess students to homeless shelters

By Dominic Violante | Jan. 22

Chancellor Jennifer Mnookin’s unique plan to relieve historic strain on student housing

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Wisconsin State Capitol building to be replaced with AI data center

By Dominic Violante | Jan. 22

Construction will start July 2026, following a $30 million deal between Governor Tony Evers and OpenAI

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Antichrist ‘not that bad when you get to know him’ Peter Thiel claims

By Dominic Violante | Dec. 18

‘It’s time we un-cancel Satan’ says the Silicon Valley entrepreneur 

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Mnookin sends drunken midnight email blast to all students, staff

By Dominic Violante | Dec. 4

What did she mean with the subject line ‘sifting and winnowing through another baggie’?

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‘We can’t fund the food pantry’: Student government weighs $40k of sex toys vs. campus food pantry in latest budget

By Dominic Violante | Dec. 4

Should we be filling the student body with food or silicon?

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Department of War to recommission USS Maine for ‘humanitarian mission’ to Venezuela

By Dominic Violante | Dec. 4

 ‘I sure hope no one blows it up!’ Hegseth said

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The definitive top 5 Madison parks to underage drink in

By Dominic Violante , Nick Bumgardner and Oliver Gerharz | Dec. 4

Madison is a beautiful city to blackout in.

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Fickell to receive $400 million bonus following win over Washington, The Beet uncovers

By Dominic Violante | Nov. 19

 Mnookin praises Fickell for third win this season.

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Badgers predicted to win Rose Bowl after Huskies upset and narrow Indiana game

By Dominic Violante | Nov. 19

Nation in shock following Fickell’s ferocious comeback

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The first 'for AI, by AI' campus: Mnookin announces plan to replace all students, staff with AI

By Dominic Violante | Nov. 7

University of Wisconsin-Madison Chancellor Jenniffer Mnookin said she reached the decision “after sifting and winnowing and fighting it out in the free speech market place of ideas.”

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Talk to MnookinBot

By Dominic Violante | Nov. 6

Hello student, type your question below:

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The Madison Federalist endorses Grok AI for Wisconsin governor

By Dominic Violante | Nov. 6

UW’s finest conservative newspaper weighs in as the GOP primary takes shape.

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Joe Rogan eats guest mid-interview, claims it’s his new diet

By Dominic Violante | Nov. 1

Why the alternative health scene is going wild for the “Donner Party Diet”