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Welcome back to Soda Talk with Nick, Mackenzie and Gillian. They discuss Thanksgiving, the Omicron variant, the verb “transform,” South Park, the normalization of mass shootings, college basketball and whether the Beatles are overrated. To see more content from the Daily Cardinal's Almanac section, go here: www.dailycardinal.com/section/almanac. If you're interested in writing for the almanac or want to yell at us, DM us on Twitter @SodaTalkPod. Almanac content is creative, satirical and/or entirely fictional. This content is fully intended as such and should not be taken seriously as news.
Welcome back to Soda Talk with Nick and Mackenzie. They learn about temperature conversions, ruminate on the future, unpack the Aaron Rodgers saga, assess Sesame Street characters, discuss rushing the field and preview the Badger basketball season. To see more content from the Daily Cardinal's Almanac section, go here: www.dailycardinal.com/section/almanac. If you're interested in writing for the almanac or want to yell at us, DM us on Twitter @SodaTalkPod. Almanac content is creative, satirical and/or entirely fictional. This content is fully intended as such and should not be taken seriously as news.
Nick and Mackenzie are back for another episode. They discuss Halloween movies, the Virginia election, Kohl’s Cash, the best sub sandwich shops, Mason Crosby, and dilf updates. Also, wtf even is a Hawkeye? To see more content from the Daily Cardinal's Almanac section, go here: www.dailycardinal.com/section/almanac. If you're interested in writing for the almanac or want to yell at us, DM us on Twitter @SodaTalkPod. Almanac content is creative, satirical and/or entirely fictional. This content is fully intended as such and should not be taken seriously as news.
Democrats in Washington were alarmed by the results of Tuesday’s gubernatorial elections in Virginia and New Jersey, which indicated that breaking every promise they made to voters in 2020 may not have been a winning strategy.
Those who were unfortunate enough to live in Witte Residence Hall during the 2019-20 school year no doubt still have severe trauma from memories of the “Witte poop bandit.”
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Nick and Mackenzie are back with another episode of Soda Talk. We talk the curd burger, preview the Cardinal-H*rald flag football faceoff, discuss the Becky Blank news, propose some infrastructure solutions and play some hot dog trivia. Editing help from Michael Kuhn. To see more content from the Daily Cardinal's Almanac section, go here: www.dailycardinal.com/section/almanac. If you're interested in writing for the almanac or want to yell at us, DM us on Twitter @SodaTalkPod. Almanac content is creative, satirical and/or entirely fictional. This content is fully intended as such and should not be taken seriously as news.
In anticipation for his team’s showdown with Army on Saturday night, Head Coach Paul Chryst invited Taliban guerillas to his team’s practice Wednesday to help them prepare.
Soda Talk is back with hosts Nick and Mackenzie. We talk Tina from Napoleon Dynamite, critical race theory, octopus hot dogs and anti-maskers on campus. Plus the return of Paytas updates. Editing help from Michael Kuhn. To see more content from the Daily Cardinal's Almanac section, go here: www.dailycardinal.com/section/almanac. If you're interested in writing for the almanac or want to yell at us, DM us on Twitter @SodaTalkPod. Almanac content is creative, satirical and/or entirely fictional. This content is fully intended as such and should not be taken seriously as news.
Michigan Football Head Coach Jim Harbaugh made a trip to an Ann Arbor Kmart Thursday to get a fresh pair of khakis in preparation for his team’s trip to Madison this weekend.
Last weekend my little sister and I saw a dead cat on the side of the road. We were driving home from campus on our way to our parents’ house to visit, do laundry and eat a home-cooked meal when we saw it. It was blotched black and white, laying down as if it was only sleeping. But it was just a foot off the road, unmoving, on top of a piece of cardboard.
Disclaimer: I fully recognize that this fruit is as low-hanging as it gets, and frankly, it feels like cheating for me to use it as Almanac material. But I had writer’s block, and my only other idea involved vivid descriptions of Ruth Bader Ginsberg banging Antonin Scalia in the Afterlife, so you’re welcome.
As mask mandates return, ICU beds fill to capacity with dying children and another soft lockdown looms, one issue is on the minds of Americans’ this week: important gains have been lost in Afghanistan’s Uruzgan province.
In what has become a somewhat-regular occurrence as of late, Sen. Ron Johnson, R-Wis, once again thrust himself into the national spotlight last week by saying something incredibly dumb.
The nation is mourning the loss of one of its big beautiful boys in blue after Minneapolis police officer Jim O’Brien accidentally discharged a taser into his nuts and died Wednesday.
The release of the music video for Lil Nas X’s new hit song “Montero” on Friday triggered by far the best internet discourse since Trump has left office — RIP bozo.
Hey Almanac readers! We hope you enjoyed the special edition of our beloved column this week. The Almanac editors would like to opportunity to share some really exciting news: this section now has a podcast! (not at all related to our article published from a few weeks back about another mediocre white guy starting one) We’d love if you’d take a minute to sit back and enjoy 4 of UW-Madisons dullest students talk about random shit.
If you’re like me and have no sex, you probably spend a lot of time thinking about Elon Musk, easily the worst person on the planet — yes, even worse than Tom Brady.