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All articles featured in The Beet are creative, satirical and/or entirely fictional pieces. They are fully intended as such and should not be taken seriously as news.

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Yiya Liya Ooga Booga

Alabama Alabama, Jama Jama cappy 

Lua lua Dua Lipa

Apa kappa tolta pipa 

Tater tot lancelot
Evo revo walka bot

Rat tat tat ta papp pap rap

Nein ja ich bin ein jünge crap

Eplo deplo turnip clap

Rouble poobul taffy taf 

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Slippy chippy clippy crampf 

Hope the ghost you — the reader — summon this way is friendly 

— Oh also, read the first letter of each line :)

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