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Almanac Icebreakers

Dreading beginning-of-the-semester icebreakers? Almanac has you covered with 20 unique ideas that will have you prepared for any ice breaker that your professor may throw your way.

Dreading beginning-of-the-semester icebreakers? Almanac has you covered with 20 unique ideas that will have you prepared for any ice breaker that your professor may throw your way.

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Spring semester is upon us! With the first week of classes quickly approaching, so too does that awkward first-day icebreaker. Instead of ignoring other people’s names while you scramble last-second to think of something interesting to say about yourself, feel free to use one of Almanac’s suggestions.

1. I love my mom.

2. I’ve never sneezed.

3. I’m Tik-Tok famous. 1,500 followers, no big deal.

4. I consider ketchup a vegetable.

5. I don’t own socks.

6. My robot name is Gears McGee 23. Pleasure to bleep-boop you.

7. The longest pee I’ve ever taken is 74 seconds.

8. I’m not wearing underwear.

9. I’m the Gerber baby.

10. I still cut the crusts off my peanut butter sandwiches.

11. My balls finally dropped over break.

12. I need to take my Webkinz to the doctor next week.

13. I’m fairly certain OJ’s innocent.

14. My favorite show is “The Office,” I own white Filas and I like to hit my Juul.

15. Not to be too political, but Tom Steyer 2020.

16. I’m nocturnal.

17. I enjoy the way a defibrillator feels on my nipples.

18. I’m a furry. My fursona is a puppy-monkey-baby.

19. I snort baby powder.

20. I ate a chewed piece of gum off the sidewalk on my walk to class today.

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