The relevance of Iowa revealed in one simple chart

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January 3rd, 2008: Riveting race for Iowa caucus

February 4th, 2009: Local Minimum

March 26th, 2010: New type of corn discovered

June 15th, 2011: State government considers secession

January 3rd, 2012: Exciting race for Iowa caucus

September 31st, 2013: Iowa governor misspells “Iowa”

December 25th, 2013: Santa Claus makes annual visit

February 1st, 2016: Thrilling race for Iowa caucus

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