Junior Jonny Landers didn’t have any big plans for his week off of classes. But that didn’t stop him from doing what he does best: playing “RuneScape.” For a grand total of 134 hours, little Jonny sat in his parents’ eastern Illinois basement with his face glued to a computer screen. While his peers were off at Panama City Beach getting hammed, Jonny Boy shredded through quest after quest. Due to his unwavering dedication to the ’scape, he’s a hero to us all.
Love was definitely in the air for freshman Susan Doyle over break. After waiting for the past two months to see her old high school crush, Donald Duckworth, Susan was ready to make a move on the former varsity pole vaulter. She set her line with a simple text: “Hey what’s up?” From there, it was child’s play. They saw “Need For Speed 3D,” and afterwards got some ice cream at Coldstone. Susan knew she had to have it, so the move was made. Chocolate chunks and gummy worms were plastered all over the walls when she lunged across the table, showing Don how to really leap. Even though their PDA pissed off all the parents getting ice cream for their kids, it was a beautiful make-out, and for that, Susan is a hero to us all.
