Point: My schedule is perfect and everything is great
By Julia Cheery
Fake News Friday
I can’t believe it! Everything worked out perfectly for next semester! 16 credits and no class on Monday or Friday! Wow!
Every other semester there’s been a problem or two, but next Spring everything just fell into place. I can’t believe how lucky I am!
No more waking up at 7a.m. for silly discussion groups! It’s all smooth sailing from here on out. Man oh man I cannot wait to wake up tomorrow and register at 10 a.m.
Counterpoint: Oh you’re adorable.
By Cruel, Cruel Fate
Fake News Friday
Is that what you think? Oh ho ho. Your tears will feed my hunger. I see you think you’re going to get into CommArts 302. Why wouldn’t you, there’re still 20 seats left. How naive and foolish you are.
No Monday class? Don’t be so hasty. That discussion group is just at capacity... there it goes. Looks like someone will need to be on the 7th floor of Vilas Hall at 7:45 a.m.
I see you still need to take three credits of Physical Science. That astronomy course really would be perfect for your interests, but it looks like it just got rescheduled to the same time as your core class needed for your major. Oops.
Oh, and that core class? Looks like they forgot to add the discussion to the class description. It meets Saturday at 9 a.m.
It’s been swell kid, but I’ve got a lot of people to visit tonight. Happy enrollment!
