Girl on the phone on Mills Street:
OMG Andrew, I just had my first one night stand this weekend.
Guy in English class, regarding a poem about a woman and her child:
Well, it's really hard to say without the baby's perspective...
Botany Professor:
There's no pairing of homologous chromosomes in mitosis just like there's no crying in baseball!
Ken Robinson, member of Royal Science Academy, speaking at the Memorial Union:
—One of them offered me a free autopsy.
—On the census: You didn't have people with little calculators going around since the beginning of time saying, ""Oh look, here's four more!""
Guy in Vilas Hall:
What's Catholic school sex ed like? ""Just don't touch it. Ever.""?
Girl in Union South:
An ocelot? I could take on an ocelot. Probably not a lynx.
Guy looking at a Google map:
Who the fuck designed Washington D.C.? It's like a labyrinth. I'm surprised it's not ruled by Mayor David Bowie.
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