After decades of students walking all the way down University only to be told they needed to go to the other Bob’s Copy Shop on the other side of campus, Bob and Bob have reached a agreement where they will have separate names.
Lower the banners of hopeful liberty! Withhold your tears! The people’s trumpeted voices have been silenced and a possible thundering revolution now lay mute.
Cheeseheads everywhere can rest easy tonight knowing the infamous Baron Rodgers, brother of the beloved Green Bay Packers quarterback, has been caught and put behind bars.
A man seen Thursday afternoon, lounging on a bench patiently waiting for the 80 bus and sporting “the most awe-inspiring beard ever seen,” was confirmed by University Communications to be Chancellor David Ward.
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