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Caved In - 02/28/2013

Fake News Friday: Ian’s Pizza is ‘really good,’ freshman says

After dining at Ian’s Pizza on State Street Thursday night, University of Wisconsin-Madison freshman Drew Lingidiot said it was “really good.”

Crossword Solution - 05/07/2012

Fake News Friday: Park street sign becoming increasingly aggressive with innocent pedestrians

The voice of the stop light on the corner of University and Park, known for alerting pedestrians that it is safe to cross Park Street, has been suspended until further notice after several incidents that have occurred during the past few days.

Eatin' Cake

Jillian gets serious mileage out of crappy car

As graduation draws closer—terrifyingly close—and my departure from Wisconsin becomes more imminent, my yearlong effort to grow up and become a full-fledged, responsible adult becomes less about choice and more about necessity. Over the weekend, I decided the time had come to make a big step into adulthood: the purchase of a new car.

APRIL FOOLS': Hockey players nabbed on 'To Catch a Predator'

Three Wisconsin men's hockey players were mistakenly arrested during a taping of the NBC program ""Dateline"" when their trashy playoff mustaches attracted the attention of police officers on the lookout for pedophiles.

Common Council votes against proposal giving greater power to city diversity committees

The Madison Common Council rejected a change to the Madison General Ordinances Tuesday that would allow the Equal Opportunities Commission, Affirmative Action Commission and Commission on People with Disabilities to sponsor ordinances and resolutions.

UW Athletic Dept. to revise Camp Randall breast-feeding policy after rash of complaints

The UW Athletic Department will re-evaluate its policy on breast feeding in Camp Randall at the end of the season, after a breast-feeding mother was denied the option of pumping her milk in the stadium's first-aid station earlier this fall. '

Men’s tennis prepared for great season

The UW men's tennis team opens its 2006 fall season this weekend, sending split squads to participate in two different tournaments. One team will be sent to Waco, Texas, for the Baylor Invitational, while the other will partake in the Cincinnati Invitational in Cincinnati, Ohio.