By Daniel Harrigan

News

Fake News Friday: Harry Potter fans enter sixth year without a new book, cry

By By Daniel Harrigan | Feb. 28, 2013

With the silence from renowned author J.K. Rowling in regard to writing an eighth installment in her hugely popular “Harry Potter” series now reaching a record 2,191 days, fans of the series (known affectionately as “Muggles”) are reportedly “reaching their breaking points,” according to book publisher Scholastic.

News

Fake News Friday: United States to suppress Wisconsin of weather duties

By By Daniel Harrigan | Jan. 31, 2013

The United States of America Committee convened Thursday seeking to relieve Wisconsin of its control over the weather, potentially ending years of meteorological irresponsibility by the alcoholic state. The committee was forced into action Tuesday when a drunken Wisconsin passed out at the weather control panel, unknowingly catapulting regional temperatures to record highs and allowing a rogue thunderstorm to cross state lines.

By Daniel Harrigan

Fake News Friday: Harry Potter fans enter sixth year without a new book, cry

Fake News Friday: United States to suppress Wisconsin of weather duties

More articles »