Adorably naive incoming freshman ""can't wait"" to move in with complete stranger
By Phil Vesselinovitch | Jun. 29, 2010Rockford, Illinois. Timothy Brands, an adorably ignorant incoming freshman at UW-Madison says he ""can't wait for college,"" despite the knowledge that he will be trading the comforts of his own house for a dorm room no larger than a modest closet. The cute little guy is even quoted as saying that the horrendous living conditions he has yet to become acquainted with, which have often been compared with the sensation of severing ones own member with toe nail clippers, will be ""a great learning experience.""