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Jack & Karen: most enviable lives

By Holly Noe | Apr. 25, 2003

When it comes to future happiness, I'm a reasonable woman. I don't demand a great deal of wealth-enough to afford an apartment in Manhattan without having to hold a job would be fine. I don't want children; I'd rather spend my money amassing a collection of designer shoes that would make Imelda weep. On the social front, I desire only the prestige and connections necessary to sustain an addiction to prescription painkillers.

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PETA promotes beer to protest dairy industry

By Clancy McGilligan | Apr. 25, 2003

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals brought its milk parody campaign, \Got Beer,"" to Madison Thursday night, photographing UW-Madison students with beer mustaches at the Angelic Brewing Company, 322 ' ¦

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Farmers' Market to open this weekend

By Molly O???Brien | Apr. 25, 2003

Karen Hoff and her husband Joe have run the Salad Garden Greenhouse stand at the Dane County Farmers' Market for 12 years. They sell a variety of plants and vegetables ' ¦

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After five-month delay, Shadow Day brings high schoolers to campus Friday

By Benji Pierson and Emily Falencyzkowski-Scott | Apr. 24, 2003

Looking forward to nice, bright, young people descending on campus Friday for Shadow Day, Vice Chancellor for Student Affairs Paul Barrows said he hopes UW-Madison students will make them feel ' ¦

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Genuine draft

By Matt Carroll | Apr. 24, 2003

With this weekend's NFL Draft coming up, The Daily Cardinal Sports desk asked its crack team of NFL experts to produce its very own mock draft. Here are the results. ' ¦

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Nuclear effort raises alarm

Apr. 24, 2003

Staff Opinion

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Campus forum seeks solution for panhandling, homelessness

By Elizabeth Wachowski | Apr. 24, 2003

A forum on State Street panhandling at Memorial Union Wednesday led to a wider discussion about the causes and solutions to homelessness. The discussion was meant to raise awareness of ' ¦

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'Malibu's Most' not wanted

By Liz Puibello and Christopher Louderback | Apr. 24, 2003

\Malibu's Most Wanted"" is set against the streets of Malibu, where there is a pimped-out SUV on every corner and ""champagne wishes and caviar dreams"" in every mansion. It is ' ¦

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Queen brings good vibes to UW-Madison

Apr. 24, 2003

As part of Sexual Health Week, San Francisco-based activist Carol Queen will speak today at 8 p.m. in Grainger Hall. Queen is an author, advice columnist and owner of Good ' ¦

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Michiganders are takers, not givers

By Michael Jones | Apr. 24, 2003

Keepin' Up With The Jones'

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Experts fear U.S. heading toward nuclear arms build-up

By Molly Borgstrom | Apr. 24, 2003

After a 14-year absence, the United States now has the ability to make military-specified plutonium pits for nuclear warheads, Los Alamos National Laboratory announced Tuesday, drawing accusations that the United ' ¦

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Hostility, hippies and Harmony Bar

By Brendan McCarty | Apr. 24, 2003

Off the Eaten Path'

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Doyle for stem cell research

By Ariel Shapiro and Adrienne Bell | Apr. 24, 2003

In a move that will help researchers at UW-Madison, Gov. Jim Doyle discouraged the Legislature from introducing or passing bills that would restrict stem-cell research. In a press conference Wednesday, ' ¦

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Alvarez at loss about players' legal troubles

By Michelle Diament | Apr. 24, 2003

Comprehensive plan coach's starting point

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Taking a look at the NFC Norris

By Leif Griffin | Apr. 24, 2003

Although football season still seems miles away, with the NFL Draft taking place this weekend, fans everywhere are beginning to look at their teams' chances for the upcoming campaign. In ' ¦

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Spotlight on SPAM

By Rena Archwamety | Apr. 24, 2003

Among the many over-hyped, under-appreciated products that have come and gone over the years, SPAM has perhaps the longest shelf life. Humble yet gaudy, practical and novel, the happy yellow ' ¦

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Santorum spells out GOP's discriminatory philosophy

By Eric Kleefeld | Apr. 24, 2003

It's a crazy world out there. With war, a bad economy and a political system all topsy-turvy, The Onion reads like The New York Times and The New York Times ' ¦

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Johnson St. home to Madison's worst house

By Katie Will | Apr. 24, 2003

Boasting uneven floors, bats, mice and a hole in one basement wall that \may or may not be a gateway to hell,"" the house at 414 W. Johnson Street was ' ¦

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'Bullet' riddled with problems

By Amos Posner | Apr. 24, 2003

Amos: In Theaters Now'

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Trends in influence

By Evan Rytlewski | Apr. 23, 2003

Stairway to Evan'