The now-ostracized neighbor was known to bring extra wet coleslaw in a poorly-sealed Ziploc sandwich bag to each neighborhood gathering.
Orangutans look like hairy, chubby, balding middle-aged men who sit on recliners wearing nothing but tighty whities all day.
Won’t someone think of the politicians?
“Live from New York — I’m Lorne Michaels, and you’re not.”
Hunka hunka.
In the last two days, Zillow searches for homes in the New Glarus area have skyrocketed over 2,000%.
Students will be allowed to decorate their shovels as long as they do not contain insulting language towards the University of Wisconsin -Madison or Chancellor Rebecca Blank.
“These technological doodads are just too sophisticated for my itty bitty noggin.”
America’s youth are being indoctrinated, says Texas’ Governor Abbott.
“There is more to my personality than a functioning nose and the belief that the good smells are better than the bad ones.”
So, you didn’t fill out your course evaluation survey — you’re safe here.
When asked to explain his vote, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said, it's "next to impossible to make a Middle Eastern child grow up to be an oil lobbyist for the United States."
The flaw can likely be at least partially attributed to being a Ye fan.
Some patrons are angered by the lack of Fox News and Morgan Wallen playing in the establishment.
The new lineup includes collaborations with Jack Daniels and Chips Ahoy.
The officer was intoxicated after accidentally drinking from puddles of poured out liquor.
“I don’t know of a single journalist that’s well adjusted.”
The founders of The Onion, who are Cardinal alumni, are allowed to beat me up.
The move has been lauded by political leaders as a win for both sides.
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