“The soil … it provides nutrients to the trees. The trees grow apples … during the trip I thought the red M&M and his family were stuck, but anyway —”
“I didn’t even feel that way when Hurricane Sandy hit New York City,” scoffed a perturbed Mitch McConnell.
The fear mongering post has already received over 4,000 shares.
Critics argue that Evers alienated voters who don’t unwind by sipping on a Smirnoff and boofing cocaine.
The increase is directly correlated with rising public uproar over gerrymandering.
The last chance to buy the never-frozen sandwich is Nov. 24.
Madison drug community shocked by dangerous and unexpected candy.
With only a week left before his poorly-timed taping, Americans are hoping Obama won’t drop yet another bomb.
“Darn it — I’m such a putz.”
New leak reveals the Republican candidate for governor is not immune from widespread GOP abortion hypocrisy.
The “Veep” actor and Emmy nominee is desperately trying to amend his wrongs — all while figuring out what his wrongs were in the first place.
Ahead of his controversial campus appearance, the right-wing commentator requires that he’s only debated using his own sources.
"I’d ream her so bad she’d be sent to a layer of Hell that Satan himself hasn’t visited since the eighties,” said the grandmother of nine.
The turtle claims to be at peace with death, “wants out.”
The controversial new ad has drawn massive public attention.
Though Father Richard has remained sober, some churchgoers worry that the switch is sacrilegious.
The human bucket of loose egg is reportedly afraid of not having “a thing.”
“Son, Don’t forget to have some fun. You won’t get on these buses forever, please remember.”
Tuesday’s special session on abortion lasted 15 seconds because of the extra 10 seconds it took state senators to congregate by the calendar and rip to the next photo.
Crawl spaces aren’t just for critters!
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