How long do I really have left? Am I closer to being six feet underground than I am to being the age where I woke up on a snow day and played outside before cozying up in a warm blanket, drinking a hot chocolate?
Grades and attendance have improved since underage students were left without working fake IDs, but not without cost.
"I noticed that he was looking back and forth between the Kit Kats and the Hershey bars. I couldn't help but think, 'If I were this guy's girlfriend, we could buy one of each and share.'"
“I just drunk tweeted that I wanted one and the internet shit its pants.”
Originating on Twitter, TikTok users have successfully swayed General Electric to bring back the 1964 GE Americana Refrigerator.
It's exceedingly rare for someone who has had zero hand in any film to earn an Oscar nomination, let alone someone who is doing guerilla-style acting in their day-to-day life under their own name.
“We can have one underdog to keep the people interested, but two? That disrupts everything.”
Over the last two months, a mischief of mice has emerged in The Daily Cardinal office. During this period, the rodents have received reactions ranging from abject fear to calls for them to become office pets.
Immediately following his retirement from the National Football League, Tom Brady has altered his widely-touted TB12 Method.
Citing the short lifespan of small wild birds, Ben Roethlisberger has decided to retire from the NFL to spend more time with the birds that live in his beard.
University officials respond to public bathroom anxiety by installing speakers to play the 1997 hit.
Bucky Badger forgot to take the traditional post-win gopher he planned to eat out of the oven, setting off Camp Randall's fire alarm.
Your friends at the Almanac have compiled some tips and tricks to help you lead a productive and rewarding winter.
During a time of emerging COVID-19 variants and exhausted medical workers, those who fall into at-risk groups should just consider not dying.
In the face of the potentially less lethal omicron variant, the CDC is basing guidelines on best-case scenarios.
No wait, they're up. Sell. Buy. No wait, sell. God help me.
Professor uses alcohol as a coping mechanism for grading papers, but it may benefit students.
This is a hard break from what generations of people thought they knew about the actress. Still, it should not come as too big of a surprise to those who have seen White’s work in the last 10 years.
The Catholic Church considers the use of contraception to be sinful. Still, it is rare that a leader of Pope Francis’ status states their desire for more people to dance in the rain without a poncho.
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