Poor crosswalk man now powerless.
It was just another day in West Streptococcus, a city located on the desk of fourth-grader Jimmy Sutton, but suddenly a big cloud appeared in the sky. That was all Preston could remember before he woke up in a strange new place.
Smith ponders the meaning behind his testicular development.
Spotify encourages users to go premium with a new idea to interrupt songs every ten seconds with the same advertisement.
After over 5,600 NetID accounts hacked, UW-Madison moves to implement third factor of authenticationBy Jordan Simon | Jan. 21, 2020
UW-Madison has announced they will implement a third-factor authentication to the login process.
"No Nut November" causes the nation's nuts to grow visibly upset, losing more and more pigment as the holiday progresses.
Candid speaks to passing frat boys.
Stubborn, obsessive child insists on being the goddamn blue power ranger for the third Halloween in a rowBy Jordan Simon | Oct. 31, 2019
Simpson's Power Ranger stance.
Devilish candy corn staring you down intensely, daring you to have a taste while it collects dust in your mother's decorative Halloween dish
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