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Who is Peter Pricket? Is this a farewell?
By Peter Pricket | Apr. 24Here are my final thoughts before I take a break.
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I live on an uninhabited island called PeterPricketistan that Trump put tariffs on. This is my story
By Peter Pricket | Apr. 24I was going to start a new religion.
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Polish conservative realizes he’s an immigrant in ethnic studies course
By Peter Pricket | Apr. 4I had my hands over my face. Next week’s lecture was on the Irish, wait until he finds out about them.
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My great great Russian grandfather was an immigrant. Now I’m protecting the border
By Peter Pricket | Apr. 4No more American Dream.
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Elon Musk took a Gold Card out of his ass and gave it to me!
By Peter Pricket | Apr. 3I graduated from PETA University and then was given a Gold Card.
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Hawk Tuah girl and I are becoming pool reporters!
By Peter Pricket | Mar. 2HAWK TUAH ENTERS THE OVAL OFFICE WITH ME.
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You aren’t going to start a revolution. You need to get a job
By Peter Pricket | Jan. 23Hot take: I have been realizing things and Peter Pricket is now coming forward with new ideas he has been hiding.
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Peter’s haikus for you
By Peter Pricket | Jan. 23I’m feeling really poetic today, happy first day of classes!
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Vote me for ASM. I will add a Department of Efficiency and cut UHS
By Peter Pricket | Dec. 5Fuck UHS, go raw milk, go Ozempic, vote me for ASM.
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Undercover at Mnookin’s UWPD party: 90 Zyns, ketamine and a hummus platter
By Peter Pricket | Dec. 5I heard some murmurs of “free speech advocacy,” “marketplaces of ideas” and “DEI.”
