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The Wisconsin Badgers have stunned America, not only crushing the then No. 23 Washington Huskies two weeks ago, but having a nail-bitingly close game against the No. 2 Indiana Hoosiers in what many are calling the greatest comeback of all time. Experts say this could be the beginning of one of the best Badger football seasons in history.
“Watching the Badgers absolutely destroy Washington two weeks ago was truly shocking. Then they kept it up, holding their own against Indiana. They did so well these past two games, they might be on track to become one of the best college football teams, not only this season, but this decade,” college football expert Aaron Brady told The Daily Cardinal.
He went on to go into the specifics of the Badgers' ingenuity.
“The Badgers were only 24 points away from beating undefeated Indiana. That’s pretty damn close, all things considered,” Brady said. “On top of that and the win against Washington, the Badgers also have two other wins under their belts. It’s safe to say Wisconsin is doing something special.”
After beating the Huskies by over two points and staying within striking distance of the Hoosiers, other prominent figures have praised Wisconsin head coach Luke Fickell for his strategic genius.
“The GREAT Luke Fickell is WINNING BIGLY at the BADGER games! True PATRIOT! True HERO! Great THINGS to COME for the rest of THE SEASON! So SAD Idaho STOLE the GAME yesterday!” Wrote President Trump in a Truth Social post last Sunday.
Dominic Violante is The Beet editor for The Daily Cardinal.
