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Thursday, March 28, 2024
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All articles featured in The Beet are creative, satirical and/or entirely fictional pieces. They are fully intended as such and should not be taken seriously as news.

Claby blobby pippy tappy 

Yiya Liya Ooga Booga

Alabama Alabama, Jama Jama cappy 


Lua lua Dua Lipa

Apa kappa tolta pipa 

Tater tot lancelot
Evo revo walka bot

Rat tat tat ta papp pap rap


Nein ja ich bin ein jünge crap

Eplo deplo turnip clap

Rouble poobul taffy taf 

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Del boca vista pista graf
Slippy chippy clippy crampf 


Hope the ghost you — the reader — summon this way is friendly 


— Oh also, read the first letter of each line :)

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Anupras Mohapatra

Anupras Mohapatra is a former opinion editor for The Daily Cardinal and currently serves on the Editorial Board. He is a senior double majoring in Computer Science and Journalism. 

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