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Cardinal View: Mnookin couldn’t meet UW’s moment. She’ll need to overcome more to meet Columbia’s By The Daily Cardinal Editorial Board | 01/29/2026
Mnookin to leave UW, become next Columbia University president after spring commencement By Zoey Elwood and Annika Bereny | 01/25/2026
Madison housing agency to build more than 400 low-income rental homes after city council approves $14 million in funding By Alexa Cattouse | 01/26/2026
‘ICE will kill more’: Over a thousand gather at Library Mall to protest ICE By Ellie Huber and Alexa Cattouse | 01/29/2026
UW faculty, local activists criticize campus Flock Safety cameras, cite privacy concerns By Clara Strecker | 01/29/2026