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UW-Madison eliminates Division of Diversity, Equity & Educational Achievement, moves programs, staff to other units By Annika Bereny | 07/09/2025
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Board of Regents unanimously approves 5% tuition hike amid budget pressures By Alaina Walsh | 07/09/2025
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