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Major campus libraries reduce weekend hours, some smaller libraries to close after university-wide budget cuts By Lydia Picotte and Peter Fishman | 09/12/2025
5 campus area student housing projects aim to alleviate housing shortage By Vanessa Gavilan | 09/16/2025
‘Performative Men Wanted’: UW students face off in ‘Performative Male Contest’ By Madison Moris and Dani Nisbet | 09/14/2025
Column: Wisconsin and Alabama football may have more in common than you think By Jacob Szczap | 09/12/2025