Each year, every bed experiences the post-spring break lull. We’ve all hooked up with as many people as we met, banged our brains out on the beach and our poor genitalia have become immune to our boring Madison partners because of all those U-Miami hotties we saw instead.
What we’re saying, dear readers, is that we need a new way to get excited by our pale, plain University of Wisconsin classmates since the old ways will clearly not work after last week. Luckily, the Dirty Bird has all the answers: Sriracha. Tabasco. Jalapeno juice. Everywhere.
The Bird has heard that replacing regular lube with horseradish or even wasabi can really enhance a sexual experience. Lather any of the above liquids onto a penis, vulva or even an ass hole and experience the explosion.
Spicy sauces can even be used on our nipples, earlobes and pupils if we’re looking to see our partner in a whole new light.
Not wild enough for you? Incorporate it into your oral technique and see who gives up first!
Do: Try this at home.
