Girl at party watching a guy in a bob for apples competition:
Yeah! Your shirt is white and it's wet!
Guy next to her: You always just want to see some nipples Katie.
English professor commenting on incest: Yes, there have been an awful lot of crackpots in the English aristocracy.
Professor in Helen C. White letting us in on his secrets:
There used to be a great show on MTV called Headbangers Ball and me and my son always used to stay up late and watch it.
Collected snippets from Professor in Birge Hall:
—On the inferior way tea is brewed in the United States (he is British): You've never gotten over making tea in cold, salty water!
—On why he's never done LSD and doesn't plan on it: I'm so far gone already I'd never come down!
Guy in Vilas Hall: ""Coldplay"" is my dirty pleasure.
Girl on State Street:
I went apple picking this weekend. It was fun I guess. The thing is, they were already picked.
Guy on University Avenue:
Why is it so fucking hot again? I hate sweating when I walk from bar to bar.
Guy in Vilas Hall:
Which of the seven deadly sins does Bret Bielema best represent?
