Collected snippets from professor in Birge Hall:
—(On mastodons): business as usual, Breaking some legs.
—Every man in a mid-life crisis needs a wife half his age, and I have one!
—Showing a slide: This is Fred. Fred has died and become smelly.
Comm Arts TA on the film ""Life of an American Cowboy"":
And then cowboys do some cowboy shit. Rope tricks. Whatever.
Girl in the Tornado Room:
He looked like a goddamn Sasquatch with a shaved pussy!
Girl 2: Sorry to interrupt, but that is the best fucking quote I've heard all day and I don't even know what you're talking about.
Girl 1:
Nothing like a nice Summer's Eve.
Girl 2:
I did not need to hear that.
Girl at Whiskey River:
Come with me, I made out with someone for you! (and then she and three friends cut to the front of the line)
Collected Snippets from professor in Vilas Hall:
—There are many roles I've wanted to play... mostly opposite Sigourney Weaver.
—Maybe God is speaking to you after he's had, or she's had, a couple of shots.
—I see some knowing nods, but maybe you guy are just planning on grad school.
Professor: So what football team do you root for?
Student: Actually, the Titans... it's a long story.
Professor: Ah... Witness Protection Program?
Girl on Library Mall:
When I was little I thought those round bales of hay sitting in fields were called poop n' heimers.
Guy in Fresh Market:
What is this Blue Bonnet stuff?
Girl: I think it's cream cheese.
Girl 2: What? No. It's fake butter you idiots.
Friend 1: Oh man, my poop has been smelling really weird lately. Like infant poop.
Friend 2: Ahh! That happened to me too! Suddenly it just had this
really weird taste -
Friend 2: - I mean ... smell.
Friend 1: ...
Friend 2: I didn't -
Friend 1: Just stop now.
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