Emily lost her real glasses and decided the best thing to do was to steal a pair off of one of the grandpas napping in the lounge of the nursing home she volunteers at. She likes them because they make her look smart. They aren't the correct prescription, but that's her favorite part—they make her feel high. Sure they do, you evil woman. Poor grandpa.
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