Sarah Weiss isn't waiting for the grim specter of the Freshman 15 to come knocking at her door. This motivated freshman has developed a 14-point plan to combat the feared Frosh weight gain. Her resolution includes provisions calling for free, unfettered access to the SERF, the abolition of late-night snacking and the restoration of Belgium. Sarah is touring the country touting her plan, so look for her in your hometown. Good luck getting Congress to ratify that, Sarah.
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