Man, remember how much fun opposite day was? Well I don't. Because if it were opposite day then it would be the opposite of opposite day! Just kidding! It's opposite day! Playing opposite day growing up was just about the best ever, especially when people didn't know what you were doing. That was so funny!
Who would pay for individually wrapped slices of cheese when you can buy cheese off the block? Forget your MooTown Snackers string cheese and take a mouthful of a block of Cheddar, Colby or Swiss the size of a car battery. Each bite contains the fat and nutrients you need to get through the day. Now you'll truly know the power of cheese!
If winter were a movie, the snowflakes would be the stars! Sledding, skiing, ice skating, hot chocolate'winter is awesome! However, all we have to remind us of the big show now are store decorations, but it's official: It's going to snow big, and soon, and when it does'well, you heard about it here first!
Nothing complements a night of cruising the ""Ave."" better than a romp through the plethora of dance clubs featured in Appleton's hottest downtown nightclub. A winning mix of tapered-jean sensibilities and the hottest beats to pass through the Fox Valley, it's little wonder that this multi-leveled establishment has rocketed to the top of the Appleton scene. Can you say ""mechanical bull""?
After a hard day of inventing the uninventable, you deserve a break. Why not sit back with an ice-cold Pilsner Urquell and reflect on the mysteries of life: Why don't you have parents? Why did you move into your neighbor's house? What happened to your accordion? Why did you, inexplicably, change from a grade-A doofus into the smoothest male model on the Southside? Man, don't sweat it. Pilsner Urquell. For the Urquell in all of us.
