Top 9 mascots worse than the Boilermakers

1. The Eggs

2. The Waterheatermakers

3. The Fratistics

4. The Aggressive Animals

5. The Academics

6. The Concussion Cats

7. The Buckeyes

8. The Mid-Life Crisis

9. The Literally Fucking Anythings

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