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Misheard Movie Quotes

1. “E.T. bone gnome.”

-Perverted alien

2. “I’ll be yolk sack.”

-Bodybuilder who aspires to be an egg

3. “May the horse be in zoo.”

-Futuristic zookeeper

4. “There’s no trace of Rome.”

-Kansas woman in denial

5. “I’m gonna make him an offer of plant tattoos.”

-Italian botanist

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