1. “E.T. bone gnome.”
-Perverted alien
2. “I’ll be yolk sack.”
-Bodybuilder who aspires to be an egg
3. “May the horse be in zoo.”
-Futuristic zookeeper
4. “There’s no trace of Rome.”
-Kansas woman in denial
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5. “I’m gonna make him an offer of plant tattoos.”
-Italian botanist
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