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Tuesday, December 05, 2023

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Romney Pity Party

Former Gov. Mitt Romney has holed up in his tour bus in the days following the presidential election. Sources confirm that Romney has filled his hours eating pints of Ben and Jerry's "Americone Dream" and playing Monopoly against himself in attempts to console himself on his loss.

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