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FAKE NEWS FRIDAY: Mifflin found to be holy day
By Ariel Shapiro and Poops McGee | May. 3, 2012After a set of ancient scrolls was recently discovered in a well-hidden vault within the mayor’s office, it has been confirmed by experts that the Mifflin Street Block Party is and always will be an event that revolves around getting shitfaced and actin’ a fool.