Good Friday: The annual celebration of the Messiah’s murder
By Mackenzie Moore | Apr. 15, 2022Consider just leaving a bottle of brandy by the altar, apologizing and slinking away.
Consider just leaving a bottle of brandy by the altar, apologizing and slinking away.
Leave no building intact.
Now more than ever, we must set aside our differences by pretending Donald Trump never did anything bad.
Babies, felons and household pets were among the fraudulent voters.
Senators are disgusted by oil companies making money off of the environment.
The 46th President of the United States is stepping down for a double scoop.
I wondered if I was punished for sin; but here I am now, a sinner
Students are missing classes to protest the election results.
“Anniversaries are YEARLY. You don’t celebrate your birthday every month, do you?”
Senators were put off by the lack of either pedophilia or sexual assault allegations.
Your child is going to see boobs at some point — it might as well be because of us.
Much like the South at the end of the Civil War, the irony was lost
Is it gay to be warm?
Lead thoughtful discussion about the far-reaching and long-lasting effects of the comment from Chris Rock and the subsequent slap from Will Smith
“You must not rush decisions that are important to you, for the wrong decision could lead to catastrophe.”
"Is it really home when those in power don’t really want you here?"
“My opinions are grounded in facts and logic, not books.”
“Those who flew down to Florida will have to wear the ‘That’ll let them boys know you’re still daddy’s little girl’ device for upwards of two months.”
Why in THE WORLD does “slip” transform to “slippery” and not “slippy?”