“Those who flew down to Florida will have to wear the ‘That’ll let them boys know you’re still daddy’s little girl’ device for upwards of two months.”
Why in THE WORLD does “slip” transform to “slippery” and not “slippy?”
“Alright, fuck it — we’re doing crypto.”
Sources say the reason they didn’t intervene is because they “wanted to see where this thing goes.”
Demand for the McDonald’s sandwich may be endangering the future of the species
“I went with Marlboros because that’s what they smoke on ‘Mad Men.’”
Geraldine will not be sitting in a cushy office in Bascom Hall.
Some advice for the poors.
The new information comes as no surprise to anyone with a Twitter account.
Ingraham Hall’s captivating mystery has gone unsolved for nearly two months.
Putin was reportedly embarrassed to such a degree that he is heavily considering a complete withdrawal from Ukraine.
Nothing says “dominance” like invading an innocent country that takes pride in its sunflowers.
“If it’s not in the form of one of those cute slideshows on Instagram, I don’t want it.”
Elden Ring is nothing like Marvel's award-winning 2018 action-adventure game.
Sources reported that Bucky and Duo were stumbling down State Street, paw in wing, haphazardly pushing unsuspecting students off the sidewalk.
After noticing a lack of gargoyle presence on campus, students are calling for the creatures to be atop every building.
No celebrity dieticians here
Becky Blank and Willie the Wildcat's Valentine's Day outing scars students, further solidifying the fact that this is Bucky's campus
After catching her fiance eating the cereal, Stacy Morgan had to face the fact that Trix are for kids.
Following Juwan Howard's outburst after the Michigan menu's basketball team lost to Wisconsin, previous victims speak out.
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