Demand for the McDonald’s sandwich may be endangering the future of the species
“I went with Marlboros because that’s what they smoke on ‘Mad Men.’”
Geraldine will not be sitting in a cushy office in Bascom Hall.
The new information comes as no surprise to anyone with a Twitter account.
Putin was reportedly embarrassed to such a degree that he is heavily considering a complete withdrawal from Ukraine.
Report: Putin ordered Ukrainian attack to prove manliness after being caught drinking a cosmo, listening to MadonnaBy Mackenzie Moore | Mar. 3
Nothing says “dominance” like invading an innocent country that takes pride in its sunflowers.
“If it’s not in the form of one of those cute slideshows on Instagram, I don’t want it.”
Sources reported that Bucky and Duo were stumbling down State Street, paw in wing, haphazardly pushing unsuspecting students off the sidewalk.
After noticing a lack of gargoyle presence on campus, students are calling for the creatures to be atop every building.
No celebrity dieticians here
Becky Blank and Willie the Wildcat's Valentine's Day outing scars students, further solidifying the fact that this is Bucky's campus
Woman breaks up with fiancé after discovering he eats Trix cereal — ‘I thought he was a man, not a kid’By Mackenzie Moore | Feb. 23
After catching her fiance eating the cereal, Stacy Morgan had to face the fact that Trix are for kids.
Following Juwan Howard's outburst after the Michigan menu's basketball team lost to Wisconsin, previous victims speak out.
Cucumber found maimed, foul play assumed.
How long do I really have left? Am I closer to being six feet underground than I am to being the age where I woke up on a snow day and played outside before cozying up in a warm blanket, drinking a hot chocolate?
Grades and attendance have improved since underage students were left without working fake IDs, but not without cost.
"I noticed that he was looking back and forth between the Kit Kats and the Hershey bars. I couldn't help but think, 'If I were this guy's girlfriend, we could buy one of each and share.'"