A disgruntled Starbucks factory employee set the coffee company’s main distribution center in Kent, Washington aflame on Thursday.
After John McCain’s scandalous dying plea for Barack Obama to speak at his funeral and even more heinous notion to keep President Trump from merely attending, our nation’s capital has been completely uprooted.
It’s officially fall! For UW-Madison Students, that means game days, changing colors, new exciting classes and election season.
“Yup, it’s true,” said U-Haul representative Hank Van Box on Sunday morning.
Every college student - or any human being, rather - knows the struggle of waking up to an alarm every morning.
"Soaked" is a rousingly introspective creative and metaphorical piece, offering a unique outlook on the significance of dreams by writer Ayomide Awosika.
Madison police are now accepting get out of jail free cards from the game “Monopoly” as valid for real jail, not just the imaginary jail of the game.
A recent outbreak of the dreaded meat sweats has paralyzed the residents of the dorm floor below you.
Scandal has broken out days before the annual Daily Cardinal/Badger Herald softball game, with multiple sources confirming that the Herald has taken the unprecedented step of stealing Cardinal plays and strategies. After ripping off the Cardinal’s news stories, feature stories, photos, graphics, arts stories, opinion stories, sports stories and ads, it appears the Herald figured they might as well extend their content strategy to its logical conclusion and also steal The Dirty Bird’s softball plans. “The good news is that, because the Herald copies our news stories three weeks late, they’ll probably show up to play in the softball game sometime in mid-June,” said City News Editor Max “I May Be Toothless But My Journalism Isn’t” Bayer.
The transition from high school to college is unarguably a difficult one, as newfound independence is often accompanied with procrastination, unhealthy habits, and regrettable decisions.
Many questions are being asked of Mark Zuckerberg. The 33-year-old CEO testified in front of Congress on Tuesday and Wednesday about the data harvesting of 50 million Facebook users by a British political consulting firm, Cambridge Analytica, and other privacy concerns brought about by the Russian influence in the 2016 presidential election.
Ahh, there is nothing quite like starting a new job. The fresh scent of opportunity being born, dry cleaned Armani suits, coffee grounds, and White Out.
As Wisconsin weather slowly gets more and more ridiculous, problems typically reserved for the winter months are becoming prevalent once again for students on their daily commute.
Denver, CO 2023 – Reports from across the state confirm that hundreds of autonomous vehicles are barreling across the canyons and plains of the wild, wild west, causing damage and turmoil and every juncture. The stampede began at a driverless car lot near Fort Morgan when a young Ford Taurus was set off by a nearby shotgun blast.
The entire college community in Madison, Wisconsin was rocked on Monday by the news that a UW-Madison student that was not running for an ASM office position voted in the ASM election.
The San Diego Padres baseball game was capped by a convoy of cement trucks, oversize cranes, and trucks bearing the first supports of what will be the major infrastructural commitment of the new administration to the United States.
“I just really want to be an inspiration for all girls that will follow in my footsteps,” UW student Sarah Johnson triumphantly captioned her most recent photo of her and her ridiculously hot friends at the Women’s March. “A lot of people say that I just wanted an excuse to post a picture of myself in only nipple tassels, but that is not what this is about.
“Why are kids so mean mom?” Paul Ryan said, calling his Mom Wednesday night, crying. Elizabeth Ryan tried to console her distressed son. “It’s okay, my special boy, what happened?” Struggling through his messy tears, Paul said, “They picked on me.
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