Elizabeth Warren tries to appeal to voters by presenting her salamander knowledge. "This is a Fire Salamander," she says.
"Late last Wednesday Kobe King announced his decision to immediately leave the Badger Men’s basketball team, citing a growing frustration with head coach Greg Gard as the reason for his departure."
The European Union is finally free from Great Britain’s Euroskepicism.
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"Perhaps someday I’ll be a pixel truly part of the picture, no longer out of place."
Poor crosswalk man now powerless.
It was just another day in West Streptococcus, a city located on the desk of fourth-grader Jimmy Sutton, but suddenly a big cloud appeared in the sky. That was all Preston could remember before he woke up in a strange new place.
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Smith ponders the meaning behind his testicular development.
Spotify encourages users to go premium with a new idea to interrupt songs every ten seconds with the same advertisement.
UW-Madison has announced they will implement a third-factor authentication to the login process.
Starship Jonathan Taylor carries the ball down the field during a UW Athletics test of Starship Robots in place of football players.
"Perhaps pearls and snowballs are a lot alike / For at the end of it all, it doesn’t even matter."
"No Nut November" causes the nation's nuts to grow visibly upset, losing more and more pigment as the holiday progresses.
"Do I go with the flow / Or become the master of my sea?"
"sunday mournings were never meant for music anyway"
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