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Incoming freshman blissfully unsure all her hopes for upcoming year to be ruthlessly crushed by inevitable
By Nick Rawling | Sep. 3, 2019Jillian Rollins has high hopes for her freshman year at UW-Madison but will soon realize all her hopes and dreams will come crashing down.
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Returning students hope renovations to Regent Street McDonald’s included functioning ice cream machine
By Bailey Hills | Aug. 20, 2019McDonald’s worker hands a dismayed woman the portion of a vanilla cone they are equipped to produce.
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Father in favor of gun control achieves intimidation factor by cleaning toy rifle when greeting daughter’s boyfriend
By Bailey Hills | Aug. 20, 2019BigDaddy06 showing up his impressive collection of imitation guns.
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I haven’t had a dream
By Kellen Sharp | Jun. 12, 2019I’m a black male in America and I’m sick of writing poems about a being black male in America
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Mr. Ratburn regrets controversy caused by his gay rat wedding, plans for vengeance including a bigger gay rat honeymoon
By Bailey Hills | Jun. 12, 2019Mr. Ratburn seeks peaceful vengeance by planning his gay rat honeymoon in the walls of Alabama Public Television headquarters.
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Waukegan to Dub a New National Anthem
By Kellen Sharp | Jun. 12, 2019Soccer mom of five from Waukegan, Wisconsin works to censor the "vulgar" and "obscene" lyrics of today's music.
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Almanac the Podcast: Dear White People
By Savannah McHugh , Sam Jones , Kellen Sharp and Bailey Hills | Jun. 4, 2019This week's episode is all about the intersection of race at UW.
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Almanac the Podcast: MadisonWise
By Savannah McHugh , Sam Jones , Kellen Sharp and Bailey Hills | Apr. 23, 2019Check out this episode of "Almanac the Podcast," where we create our own transition resources for first-year students called "MadisonWise."
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Almanac the Podcast: Earth Day!
By Savannah McHugh , Sam Jones , Kellen Sharp and Bailey Hills | Apr. 22, 2019Check out our first installment of "Almanac the Podcast," where we will celebrate Earth Day by sharing our favorite sustainability tips and tricks.
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Windshield Wipers
By Kellen Sharp | Apr. 11, 2019Check out this poem from almanac editor, Kellen Sharp, about emotion.
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Rebirthed band launches headlining tour in Madison, “Seasonal Depression” rocks the Slyvestic
By Sam Jones | Apr. 11, 2019With the recent spike in temperatures in the Midwest, it is no surprise that the recently opened outdoor venue, Sylvestic Theatre, started off their business venture with a performance from the local breakout band, “Seasonal Depression.”
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anger poem
Apr. 5, 2019This week a poem about someone figuring out how to deal with their anger.
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